FAKTA INDONESIA, JAUH SEBELUM E-LEARNIN, E-BANKING, E-BOOK DAN E LAINYA

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Siapa bilang Indonesia itu ketinggalan jaman dan peradabanya jauh tertinggal dengan bangsa lain. Berikut ini adalah bukti bahwa bangsa Indonesia terbukti sangat lebih dulu berkembang dan maju peradabanya.

Jauh sebelum orang IT menemukan kata seperti e-learning, e-banking, e-book, e-health, e-commerce, e-mail, etc, orang Indonesia adalah penemu asal kata-kata yg diawali huruf "e"...

Berikut beberapa kata yang diawali "e" tsb :

1. e-mbuh: disconnected from communication due to the inability to figure out something.

2. e-ndasmu: high amplitude anger, full of energy transfered orally to others.

3. e-alah: a status quo created due to the incompatibility between the principles held by somebody and the reality.

4. e-ntut: an invisible, untraceable attack send to an area by biologically naturally created gas. This gas is not emotionally and health-friendly.

5. e-dan: a systemic error at the CPU (central processing unit) embedded inside the head, which causes incapabilities to process data logically.

6. e-nak: a conclusion sent out from a sensory system after processing easy, yummy data and or an input.

7. e-ling: mechanism of the brain retrieving past data.

8. e-lok: the look of your partner 15 years ago.

9. e-nom: your look 25 years ago.

10. e-NDANG : your classmate

11. e-mber : agree to something that your friend said

12. e-mper : a space for you to sell anything for free during Car Free Day

13. e-yke : banci calling himself

14. e-yang : most wanted person on lebaran day

15. e-lu : how to call your friend

16. e-gepe : whatever you say laaaahhh.

17. e-ladalah : surprised expression regarding something funny

18. e-suk : when the sun rises

19. e-ntek : no more or finished

20. e-neg : when you're feeling sick of someone else


21. e-iiit : avoid something

22. e-moh : a condition that you didn't want to


Heheheee, semoga terhibur

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